CBS #5 - Roller Derby Girl Paris Papercut Discusses Vaginal Injuries

Roller derby girl Paris Papercut is our guest on this week's show! Paris is part of the Terrorz of Tiny Towns Diesel Dollz roller derby team, and she discusses a brutal vaginal injury that she received in the rink, as well as a book called Rapture of the Woman by Kirsten O'Neal that she will be appearing in.

Roller Derby Girl Paris Papercut

To listen to this week's show, click here:

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/entry/2013-10-27T16_24_39-07_00

Or to download the MP3, click here:

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-10-27T16_24_39-07_00.mp3

Here is more information about this week's show, taken from the Official Chris Brake Show Podcast Blog:

For more information on the Terrorz of Tiny Town Columbus, IN Diesel Dollz roller derby team, check out 

terrorzoftinytowns.com

facebook.com/tottsrollerderby  

and twitter.com/dieseldollz.

Elsewhere in this week’s show, Chris apologizes to our photographer for not thanking him for taking pictures of us for the Chris Brake Show. Thanks, Jake, really great photos!

This week’s Youtube FU/Q&A FU segment features questions from our listeners about Dawson’s Creek, the Quadratic Formula and the Winter Olympics. We also talk about the Miley Cyrus vs. Sinead O’Connor feud over Miley’s video for “Wrecking Ball,” and Sarah enlightens us on the story of the Bling Bishop.

October 23rd was “Weird Al” Yankovic‘s birthday, so Chris performs a rendition of one of Al’s oldest (and weirdest?) songs, “Happy Birthday.” We also serve up another awesome 5 Minutes in Capeside segment, and this week we do a table reading of the very first episode of Dawson’s Creekever, the pilot episode.

This week’s Movie Talk segment is about the 2013 film Assault on Wall Street, starring Dominic Purcell, Erin Karpluk and Edward Furlong, and also briefly discuss the upcoming Dumb and Dumber To movie that’s in production.

Chris also unfurls a list of special guests that he would like to have on the Chris Brake Show. These people include:

• Kate Micucci
• Andrew W.K.
• Ringo Starr
• Jason Segel
• Steven Glover aka Steve-O
• Andrew Dice Clay
• Daniel Stern
• Henry Rollins
• Reverend Peyton
• Jason Webley
• Paul McCartney from Wings

So if you are one of these people, please contact us ASAP. We also want to interview all the other people named Chris Brake out there! So if your name is Chris Brake, please get ahold of us.

Next week we’ll be watching Take This Waltz, starring Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen. Watch Take This Waltz on Netflix this week so you’ll know what we’re talking about during Movie Talk on next week’s show!

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Almighty Spit talks about being born addicted to cocaine, child abuse and perseverence

Indianapolis hip hop artist Almighty Spit talks about being born addicted to cocaine, abandoned by his mother and physically abused by his father while growing up. Almighty Spit credits his rough childhood for chiseling him into the strong adult that he is today. This is an extremely personal and raw interview!

Check out episode #4 of the Chris Brake Show here:

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/entry/2013-10-20T10_15_21-07_00

Or download the MP3 file directly here:

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-10-20T10_15_21-07_00.mp3

RE: 10 Reasons Why I Don't Listen To Your Podcast

So there's this guy named Pete DAlessandro and he wrote a blog post called 10 Reasons Why I Don't Listen To Your Podcast in which he outlines 10 reasons he will delete your podcast from his iPhone. Apparently he listens to a lot of podcasts in his car, and one of the reasons he'll delete you is because he can't hear you over the noise of rush hour traffic, honking horns and him screaming out the window at the people he's scattering from the sidewalk while he drives up on it. Some artistic license was taken with that last sentence, but bear with me, there is a point.

One reason Pete says he'll delete your podcast is if you fumble around and waste time trying to call your show's guest while live on the air. There was a point in time when I was worried about breaking some of Pete's 10 Podcast Commandments. That time period has passed, for two reasons.

Reason #1: He said he thinks the Jimmy Pardo podcast called Never Not Funny is a great example of a podcast that can rely on 100% improv and still be funny. 

This is John speaking here, but I want to say that I listened to an episode of that show, and the first 10 minutes were Jimmy giggling like a school girl and talking about nothing at all, particularly nothing funny at all. 

Not to say anything against Jimmy Pardo (at least not in this blog post), because even the Chris Brake Show has a few moments where we're just kind of geeking out and laughing, and it's common for the first 10 minutes of a podcast to be a little unstructured.

Yeah, okay, I get that. But for Pete to say that this Never Not Funny podcast is something to be revered, admired and listened to over any of the other podcasts out there is a bit unsettling.

Reason #2: Because we totally just broke the seventh podcast commandment, which I will now present below:

I deleted one podcast from my iPhone at a red light one day when the host had a guest call in during the middle of the podcast. I get that this was a live recording of an actual conversation. It's a little sloppy, but what really burned me was that the host took a full 30 seconds to answer with: "I saw someone was calling but your name didn't show up on the caller ID and I didn't know if it was going to be you but I guess it is and now we can get started …" No, you could have started 30 seconds ago. But rather than take 30 seconds out of your life to edit out the garbage, you expected me to take 30 seconds to listen to it. Remember that giant podcast queue I have? It just got shorter.

So we wanted to take this opportunity to make a public apology to Pete - please give us another chance, we still haven't broken rule #8 yet.

Here's the super exclusive clip where we totally broke the Petemeister's rules. "That guy in his car is going to delete us!" RE: 10 Reasons Why I Don't Listen To Your Podcast

Indianapolis hip-hop artist the Almighty Spit is our guest this week!

Indianapolis hip-hop artist Almighty Spit is our guest this Thursday, October 17th! This is going to be an amazing interview, this guy is full of awesome stories and is just a cool guy to talk with. Subscribe to the Chris Brake Show Podcast feed to get the episode delivered straight to you.

In the meantime, check out some of the Almighty Spit's music and videos at the links below. And if you have any questions you'd like to ask the Almighty Spit, send them to @chrisbrakeshow on Twitter!

Almighty Spit knockin' 'em out in the studio

"Never Again" by The Almighty Spit on YouTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG_bI6osF5A

The Almighty Spit on ReverbNation

http://www.reverbnation.com/mrkennedy25

The Almighty Spit on Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Almighty-Spit/149698318438618

The Almighty Spit on Soundcloud

https://soundcloud.com/mark-davidson-5

The Almighty Spit on Twitter

https://twitter.com/Almighty_Spit

Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response

Ever listen to a song and get the tingles? You might have had a brain orgasm! Also known as Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR), this phenomena is also referred to as a "braingasm" or a "brain orgasm" and they're relatively easy to come by! Common triggers of ASMR include everyday activities like getting a hair cut or listening to someone whispering. Sounds and experiences such as these make you feel all tingly in your head, scalp and neck and generally feel really, really good.

As Chris Brake points out in the show, "I think it's probably worth it to take one hour out of your day to give yourself a brain orgasm!" 

Sexy Sarah also does some on-air whispering that can give you your own braingasm while listening to this podcast! 

Other cool stuff in this week's show include "Five Minutes in Capeside," a segment centered around the show Dawson's Creek. This week, Chris recreates the Dawson's Creek theme song with his own lyrics and his own ukulele (and his own singing), and Chris tells a wild tale about some technological fluke that distorted his perception of a certain episode of the Creek and really blew his mind out.

For more on this week's show, visit the Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response blog post at chrisbrakeshow.wordpress.com

Listen to the Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response episode here:

 http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/entry/2013-10-11T00_51_10-07_00

Or you can download the episode here: 

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-10-11T00_51_10-07_00.mp3

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Obamacare with Special Guest Dale J. Gordon

Dale J. Gordon is our special guest this week! All the way from Trenton, NJ, Dale is a musician and vocalist that has a unique perspective on women: mainly, that they are difficult.

We interview Dale about some of his more controversial material and problems he's encountered in the music industry with people finding his music offensive.

Read more below, taken from the official blog post at chrisbrakeshow.wordpress.com:

Dale J. Gordon is our guest this week. At the top of the show, Chris apologizes for what happened last week with the fat cat owner. We also have two new personalities join the show: Sexy Sarah and Bryan the Producer. 

Then we play two songs from Dale J. Gordon, “Belinda Beltloosely” and “Robot Woman,” as well as a clip from “Private Hell.” We interview Dale about people thinking his songs are misogynistic, feedback he’s received from music industry “experts” who want him to change his songs and Dale’s reaction to the critics. Sarah also provides her unique female perspective and her feelings on Dale’s controversial song content. 

We also discuss Obamacare, and Chris reveals a shocking fact about Obamacare that you may not have heard. 

Listen to the Chris Brake Show Podcast Episode Two here: 

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/entry/2013-10-05T00_06_29-07_00 

Or you can download the MP3 directly here:  

http://chrisbrakeshow.podomatic.com/enclosure/2013-10-05T00_06_29-07_00.mp3 

You can hear more of Dale J. Gordon’s music at http://reverbnation.com/dalejgordon 

Also check out the music video for Dale J. Gordon’s song, “U.S.A.” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tESWkGFhOM 

Make sure to subscribe to the Chris Brake Show Youtube Channel for exclusive clips and other content you won’t find anywhere else!